GentleMan

Banglore Laughs 1

After a long , I managed to pen down my observations...about my dates with banglore..

dates ?? good god there is nobody like shivsena who can nail me for dating banglore.

Being said I am getting banglored...

One best thing i would luv is to travel in BMTC...here is one ..

A man around 30...properly dressed in formal with a business go to up in to the bus from frontdoor of bus ( yeah its blunder mistake if you do it in pune or hyd ) they follow first in last out (STACK) means getting up from backdoor and getting down in front ( i will try best not sound as geek)else you will be scolded by all kaka,mama,mamis...in banglore..so the gentle man got up, and just wanted get in to the balcony ( back side of bus :) ) seems he touched a leg of lady while coming to back of bus .....to the surprise of all passengers ...the lady shouted back to him..." Cant you see, you look like gentleman !!"...

This guy got stunned...as there was no deilberation in any of his acts..just was in hurry to rush office ! and this incident got him off gaurd..every1 is looking at him... a second later he replied politely " Madam, i dont only, look like a GentleMan, I AM GENTELMAN" ( let put it in kannada " Ree naanu noddokaste gentleman alla, Naanirode Gentleman)

AND the whistles from Balcony by colleage goers !, well after that the lady has no courage to look back... :)

All of you know that Air,Light on earth are free....we are even getting a free around sun every year by being earthlings..., but you know what in Banglore air which you have not used...forget breathing....it can cost you...

It was a fine Saturday morning a Municipal Guy came checked our water meter and handed over bill of 9000 Rupeess !!! in month ! which used to be 100 or odd..., the guy said.... " Do you use water for harvesting or what ? " ..well Kaveri water can not cost this much...We bought in expert to check the problem ( well he told he was plumber earlier ...and into real estate - aka my house owner ;).....So what we found was ......if my neighbour keeps his tap open and because of now water ..only Air passes thru his Tap...our water meter was racing...WOW...

Our plumber ran like Eureka Eureka !! yeah he was wearing 3/4th ...thanks god.

To talk about too much profesinalim ... A friend of mine is project manager at SW firm...

While having tea at noon ...he received call that her wife delivered a baby boy ! Wow every1 was happy..., he ran to hospital...both mom & kid were fine and healthy...., later next day he said birth was little early than date...some what 8 months 10 days..., and we anxiousy asked..is baby ok? incubator etc etc ..? he said...noting like that..baby is healthy , after a pause " i am also happy....it is ahead of schedule (being project Mngr) ;) ...

Well got to go ..look out for more fun and fun...

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Suryange Torchu !

Some times its really a tough job when you get stuck in slow moving traffic..And you are travelling alone..

As i was gazing thru the window of BMTC bus...., ya i too am fond of window seat like all you guys...

Even if lord Yama sends me to Naraka – i will opt for window seat ( I think astu punya maadini ansutte ).., when i was a kid , after breaking my knee while playing cricket in 3^rd floor...my dad was taking me to near by hospital..in a Jeep.. & i was crying for window seat...

Window seats are like n – p orbit of an atom...( my physics lecture used to give this example) and we the passangers are valence electrons..because a valenace electron alway settles in outer orbit first , so as Window seats get occuped first :)

Well we applied this theory for our last benches J ...lets talk about these last benchs on another Sunny day.....,

Being said this – i dedicate this Very particular fun blog to one of my Very best friend ..from whom i realized friendship very much.

back to BMTC window... I saw a poster of kannada hero Darshan , you must watch his movies for wonderfull dialogues, actions & stunts..One famous dialogue from his movie is

Currentge Shocka ?...... Okie.., a spawned thred in my mind...started listing this

You can read with question mark or without J

Currentge shocka?

Parlege ge biscuita ?

Volvege ACna ?

Suranyange Torcha ?

Ringroadge Ringa ?

Conductorge Ticketa ?

Ramyage Nakrana ?

Saikumar ge dialoguaa?

Rakshitage dovvaa?

Bislerige Boilinga ?

Doddaange Anna ?

Sadhu Kokilage Torturea ?

Ganesh ge Thanksu

Sadhu Kokila ge Torture

Yediyourppa ge Naam

Idlige seke (sweat).

Onwayge wheeling.

BTS ge Luggeju

Windows ge Dooru..

Oracle ge databaseu.

Forumge Fashionu

Vikram ge Double rolu

Ness Coffee ge Filteru

Keyboard ge Shotcuttu

Mousige Clikku….

Jamoonge sakkare...


AAKASHKKE   Wiper aaa   ( Dedicated Ashwin & Shruti)

Plesae do contribute to this list J..., This became a hit in my office too, when we started these

It even got personalised..depending on ppls “ espesality” ;)

PM ge Plaann u

Testerge bugga

TL ge estimatu

Etc etc..

Ok i have to catch another window seat ..( my cubical at office ;) )

Till then enjoy the list.. and do le me know  your favourite line J