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After a long , I managed to pen down my observations...about my dates with banglore..


dates ?? good god there is nobody like shivsena who can nail me for dating banglore.

Being said I am getting banglored...

One best thing i would luv is to travel in BMTC...here is one ..





A man around 30...properly dressed in formal with a business go to up in to the bus from frontdoor of bus ( yeah its blunder mistake if you do it in pune or hyd ) they follow first in last out (STACK) means getting up from backdoor and getting down in front ( i will try best not sound as geek)else you will be scolded by all kaka,mama,mamis...in banglore..so the gentle man got up, and just wanted get in to the balcony ( back side of bus :) ) seems he touched a leg of lady while coming to back of bus .....to the surprise of all passengers ...the lady shouted back to him..." Cant you see, you look like gentleman !!"...





This guy got stunned...as there was no deilberation in any of his acts..just was in hurry to rush office ! and this incident got him off gaurd..every1 is looking at him... a second later he replied politely " Madam, i dont only, look like a GentleMan, I AM GENTELMAN" ( let put it in kannada " Ree naanu noddokaste gentleman alla, Naanirode Gentleman)

AND the whistles from Balcony by colleage goers !, well after that the lady has no courage to look back... :)





All of you know that Air,Light on earth are free....we are even getting a free around sun every year by being earthlings..., but you know what in Banglore air which you have not used...forget breathing....it can cost you...

It was a fine Saturday morning a Municipal Guy came checked our water meter and handed over bill of 9000 Rupeess !!! in month ! which used to be 100 or odd..., the guy said.... " Do you use water for harvesting or what ? " ..well Kaveri water can not cost this much...We bought in expert to check the problem ( well he told he was plumber earlier ...and into real estate - aka my house owner ;).....So what we found was ......if my neighbour keeps his tap open and because of now water ..only Air passes thru his Tap...our water meter was racing...WOW...

Our plumber ran like Eureka Eureka !! yeah he was wearing 3/4th ...thanks god.





To talk about too much profesinalim ... A friend of mine is project manager at SW firm...

While having tea at noon ...he received call that her wife delivered a baby boy ! Wow every1 was happy..., he ran to hospital...both mom & kid were fine and healthy...., later next day he said birth was little early than date...some what 8 months 10 days..., and we anxiousy asked..is baby ok? incubator etc etc ..? he said...noting like that..baby is healthy , after a pause " i am also happy....it is ahead of schedule (being project Mngr) ;) ...





Well got to go ..look out for more fun and fun...





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offer letter

Offer Letter

FIL/MIL & Daughter 

Company Pvt Ltd.

Dear XYZ, 

We are pleased to offer you employment with FIL/MIL & Daughter pvt. ltd. You will be entitled to be in the position of " Husband" . Your employment,compensation,salary roles, responsibleness are as set below in this letter.

You will be positioned as Husband of Ms: ABC by FIL/MIL, your start date is confirmed from the date of marriage. Your total salary back home is expected to be a 5 digits, first digit starting with 9.

You are entitled for  spending yearly - not more than 25,000 for your personal expense, rest of the money should  be encashed,spent or deposited or as gold in the name of  Daughter pvt.ltd.

Any weekend services like cooking, washing clothes, cleaning house will be considered for compensation on special cases.

We are looking forward for your joining as sooner after the engagement.

Promotions and bonuses

1) Over period you can expect to be promoted as Father, before you are supposed to get the below recognitions.

                                - Best son in law I  from FIL   ( CMM level 3 certification)

                                - Best son in law I  from MIL   ( CMM level 5 certification)

                If you have  Best husband certification above certifications will not be primary.

2) Your have food bonuses during – Festivals and birthdays. During other days you will have Sodexho food coupons.

3) Depending on your performance you can expect gifts from the company during first 3 years of alliance from relatives, nephews.pvt ltd.

Taxes

-         You Will be taking care of all telephone bills including cell phone and landline.  Cable TV connection pay comes under un taxable amount provided you don’t use remote control of the TV.

Insurance -

You will be not be covered under insurances for incidents like being hit by –  chapatti mover (lattunige) or sambaar spoon ( soutu).

Code of conduct , rules and regulations.

Below is code of conduct and rules you are supposed to adhere.

Conduct

-          You will not be throwing socks around the corner.

-          You will not be throwing towels on the bed after bath.

-          You are supposed to abide the rules by BIL.

Regulations

-          Any delays in confirming to movie with tickets would be considered a serious violation.

-          Any expense which are not approved by Daughter pvt ltd aka wife should be reimbursed back.

To be continued…

FIL – father in law

MIL – mother in law

BIL – brother in law..

I am yet to work on version of HR boy….

Its 1 am I must sleep....