PLATE CHANGE !

The other day after seeing 3 idiots... ya the movie re winded the college memories...lets not talk about movie review i know you guys liked the movie a lot.... All is well... as we 3 of roommates where the similar idiots...
we used to enjoy travel in very funny ways...so here they are..

Sitting next to each other..we used to talk like strangers...( ok we are not!, we tolerated each other in one room for 3 years...Anand mere bed pe towel phek tha tha... ;, roz subh mera alaaram prasanna band kar tha , Prasnna ka exam tension Anand le tha tha.. ).

So funny ideas of enjoying travel -

#1 – Start talking to your fellow as if you both are strangers...... let the ppl keep guessing where this conversation is heading !! Me and my sis..play this game a lot

#2 – Talk in lakhs and crores to each other – say i have investment this much...or simply...Until the work is done i cant paas your bill man let it be 7 lakh.... ppl would defently be looking asontished at you if you try this... You can even try this like - CM or Some minister is your mama, or as if he is in your pocket..... he he he he he...

#3 – This time you are sitting next to a stranger – you are in no mood for conversation , just want to keep gazing thru the window...but the fellow passenger not letting you do that...

Where are you going..? Where you from ? what are you doing ? where is your house ? How much do u earn..? you have any relatives there? which is your native....? are you interested in that ..this....

Boy ...!, you may not have answered these to your self !!...but Mr.Fellow Passenger ..they can be Miss or Mrs also... in these case what i usually do is....i just give wings to my imagination..

Though i am a software engineer... i don’t like much to mention it .....

So i start answering ( best of my lies ;) )

What are you doing ?
I am business man ( dint you love to be a businessman ? ) sometimes i say i am teacher..etc etc etc... but don’t say doctor ok if you are not one...cos that can lead to situations sometimes.

where is your house ?
Near post office – every town has a post office , so u don’t need to bother about telling him or her the real address ;), police station, ambedkar circle, Mahtma Gandhi circle,near Govt hospital every town has one rite .

How much do u earn..?
Give a number below his or her expectation ... the person will defeintly loose intrest in talking to you :D.
you have any relatives there?
No, i am on business here.... well you can go on with this imagination if you enjoy it...

An incident i remember...with myself... “PLATE CHANGE”

Some how me and my passenger ( aged around 50) got in to a conversation....and it circled around police, traffic police, corruption...being a tax payer...i started blaming cops,traffic cops, they are like that they are like this, they are bad, Unnesroy fines, irresponsive ,irresponsible..etc etc don’t you enjoy blaming bad cops, corrupt politicians....? Similarly i was doing the same...

After a while.. i asked him what are you doing sir....? He politely took an ID card from his pocket and showed it to me .. it red “ Superintendent of police Crime branch” aka Guptchar Vibhaga...

My next dialogue was “ you know sir there are good police men...but its the system”, i started praising them ....he he he he , Thus i call it a PLATE CHANGE...so be carefull next time 

Wish me a good luck !

#4 –Tie up all your luggage and go to sleep... 

#5 – Start translating a kannada song in English... My personal Favourite – Simply Feelingoooooo

haage summane from mungaru male.. Courtesy - “porki aka Ravindra my college mate”
Or vice versa English to kannada or hindhi...which ever way u like it..
Otherwise convert an old mohmed rafi song to a Rock on one .... Devdas my colleague is an expert of this...
Well this is not to spoil music,or language or lyrics...pardon me..if you dint like this..

#6 – Share your seat with a kid and make him/her laugh , or listen to his stories .

Got to go – will add more ideas to this later..you guys please share yours ! & enjoy.

All is well , GN.