After a long , I managed to pen down my observations...about my dates with banglore..
dates ?? good god there is nobody like shivsena who can nail me for dating banglore.
Being said I am getting banglored...
One best thing i would luv is to travel in BMTC...here is one ..
A man around 30...properly dressed in formal with a business go to up in to the bus from frontdoor of bus ( yeah its blunder mistake if you do it in pune or hyd ) they follow first in last out (STACK) means getting up from backdoor and getting down in front ( i will try best not sound as geek)else you will be scolded by all kaka,mama,mamis...in banglore..so the gentle man got up, and just wanted get in to the balcony ( back side of bus :) ) seems he touched a leg of lady while coming to back of bus .....to the surprise of all passengers ...the lady shouted back to him..." Cant you see, you look like gentleman !!"...
This guy got stunned...as there was no deilberation in any of his acts..just was in hurry to rush office ! and this incident got him off gaurd..every1 is looking at him... a second later he replied politely " Madam, i dont only, look like a GentleMan, I AM GENTELMAN" ( let put it in kannada " Ree naanu noddokaste gentleman alla, Naanirode Gentleman)
AND the whistles from Balcony by colleage goers !, well after that the lady has no courage to look back... :)
All of you know that Air,Light on earth are free....we are even getting a free around sun every year by being earthlings..., but you know what in Banglore air which you have not used...forget breathing....it can cost you...
It was a fine Saturday morning a Municipal Guy came checked our water meter and handed over bill of 9000 Rupeess !!! in month ! which used to be 100 or odd..., the guy said.... " Do you use water for harvesting or what ? " ..well Kaveri water can not cost this much...We bought in expert to check the problem ( well he told he was plumber earlier ...and into real estate - aka my house owner ;).....So what we found was ......if my neighbour keeps his tap open and because of now water ..only Air passes thru his Tap...our water meter was racing...WOW...
Our plumber ran like Eureka Eureka !! yeah he was wearing 3/4th ...thanks god.
To talk about too much profesinalim ... A friend of mine is project manager at SW firm...
While having tea at noon ...he received call that her wife delivered a baby boy ! Wow every1 was happy..., he ran to hospital...both mom & kid were fine and healthy...., later next day he said birth was little early than date...some what 8 months 10 days..., and we anxiousy asked..is baby ok? incubator etc etc ..? he said...noting like that..baby is healthy , after a pause " i am also happy....it is ahead of schedule (being project Mngr) ;) ...
Well got to go ..look out for more fun and fun...
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