offer letter

Offer Letter

FIL/MIL & Daughter 

Company Pvt Ltd.

Dear XYZ, 

We are pleased to offer you employment with FIL/MIL & Daughter pvt. ltd. You will be entitled to be in the position of " Husband" . Your employment,compensation,salary roles, responsibleness are as set below in this letter.

You will be positioned as Husband of Ms: ABC by FIL/MIL, your start date is confirmed from the date of marriage. Your total salary back home is expected to be a 5 digits, first digit starting with 9.

You are entitled for  spending yearly - not more than 25,000 for your personal expense, rest of the money should  be encashed,spent or deposited or as gold in the name of  Daughter pvt.ltd.

Any weekend services like cooking, washing clothes, cleaning house will be considered for compensation on special cases.

We are looking forward for your joining as sooner after the engagement.

Promotions and bonuses

1) Over period you can expect to be promoted as Father, before you are supposed to get the below recognitions.

                                - Best son in law I  from FIL   ( CMM level 3 certification)

                                - Best son in law I  from MIL   ( CMM level 5 certification)

                If you have  Best husband certification above certifications will not be primary.

2) Your have food bonuses during – Festivals and birthdays. During other days you will have Sodexho food coupons.

3) Depending on your performance you can expect gifts from the company during first 3 years of alliance from relatives, nephews.pvt ltd.

Taxes

-         You Will be taking care of all telephone bills including cell phone and landline.  Cable TV connection pay comes under un taxable amount provided you don’t use remote control of the TV.

Insurance -

You will be not be covered under insurances for incidents like being hit by –  chapatti mover (lattunige) or sambaar spoon ( soutu).

Code of conduct , rules and regulations.

Below is code of conduct and rules you are supposed to adhere.

Conduct

-          You will not be throwing socks around the corner.

-          You will not be throwing towels on the bed after bath.

-          You are supposed to abide the rules by BIL.

Regulations

-          Any delays in confirming to movie with tickets would be considered a serious violation.

-          Any expense which are not approved by Daughter pvt ltd aka wife should be reimbursed back.

To be continued…

FIL – father in law

MIL – mother in law

BIL – brother in law..

I am yet to work on version of HR boy….

Its 1 am I must sleep....