Operations

Operation

Hi don’t be scared by seeing the title....operation..i was referring to something else....

Have you ever wonderd about the name of military operations.....operation bluestar, desertfox, dinner out..operation Golden Reason.... boys have always sort of fascination about military, commandos,soliders  etc...so i am...fond  of commando movie and those type of stunts.. girls too are fans of such adventure...i have friend whom we call commando....as she likes military things...

So we enjoyed these action movies , being fasicanted by  names of military operations...we used that in funny way..in our daily life...  well having a name for a military operation has lot of importance and significance...very similar to choosing a product name....you can google if you want....

Before i should share you  what were our operation names....

i would just like to tell u in a  line or two about...my recent trip to west coast of karnataka.....certainly what i felt is...

After surviving western ghats, national highway 63, the heavy rain, zero basic amenity , 0.2 % city luxuary.... -  banglore traffic, hectic life, work life pressure...etc..sounded  no big deal...lets talk about this operation western ghat some other time...or better you guys give it a try..

Hmmm...

You have list of task to be accomplished in a day,...Go to Jayanagar , collect an ayrvedic medicine for grandpa,Meet a relative at basavangudi.., go to marathalli for seeing a house to rent.

Meet your friend at basveshwar nagar for some finance, go to majestic send a courier

Go to bank for some work etc etc..so you got to do  N number of things with N number of people in N places..IN ONE DAY !! ( probably a Sunday )..so we called this OPERATION HYDERABAD ...

Got tones of clothes to wash , which you have not done in last 2 months – operation DHO DAAL

Attending an Objective Test exam without preparation – Operation GOLIBAAR – Go on rounding answer in random ;)

Its month end , no money , search all the pockets for money – Operation JACKPOT ;)

All hotels are closed because of some strike, and you are hungry  - Mission Maggy !

You have not prepared for an exam and just copying from your next desk guy – Operation MIROR IMAGE

share me what you think.... got to go.

Nice Poem about Nature

PLATE CHANGE !

The other day after seeing 3 idiots... ya the movie re winded the college memories...lets not talk about movie review i know you guys liked the movie a lot.... All is well... as we 3 of roommates where the similar idiots...
we used to enjoy travel in very funny ways...so here they are..

Sitting next to each other..we used to talk like strangers...( ok we are not!, we tolerated each other in one room for 3 years...Anand mere bed pe towel phek tha tha... ;, roz subh mera alaaram prasanna band kar tha , Prasnna ka exam tension Anand le tha tha.. ).

So funny ideas of enjoying travel -

#1 – Start talking to your fellow as if you both are strangers...... let the ppl keep guessing where this conversation is heading !! Me and my sis..play this game a lot

#2 – Talk in lakhs and crores to each other – say i have investment this much...or simply...Until the work is done i cant paas your bill man let it be 7 lakh.... ppl would defently be looking asontished at you if you try this... You can even try this like - CM or Some minister is your mama, or as if he is in your pocket..... he he he he he...

#3 – This time you are sitting next to a stranger – you are in no mood for conversation , just want to keep gazing thru the window...but the fellow passenger not letting you do that...

Where are you going..? Where you from ? what are you doing ? where is your house ? How much do u earn..? you have any relatives there? which is your native....? are you interested in that ..this....

Boy ...!, you may not have answered these to your self !!...but Mr.Fellow Passenger ..they can be Miss or Mrs also... in these case what i usually do is....i just give wings to my imagination..

Though i am a software engineer... i don’t like much to mention it .....

So i start answering ( best of my lies ;) )

What are you doing ?
I am business man ( dint you love to be a businessman ? ) sometimes i say i am teacher..etc etc etc... but don’t say doctor ok if you are not one...cos that can lead to situations sometimes.

where is your house ?
Near post office – every town has a post office , so u don’t need to bother about telling him or her the real address ;), police station, ambedkar circle, Mahtma Gandhi circle,near Govt hospital every town has one rite .

How much do u earn..?
Give a number below his or her expectation ... the person will defeintly loose intrest in talking to you :D.
you have any relatives there?
No, i am on business here.... well you can go on with this imagination if you enjoy it...

An incident i remember...with myself... “PLATE CHANGE”

Some how me and my passenger ( aged around 50) got in to a conversation....and it circled around police, traffic police, corruption...being a tax payer...i started blaming cops,traffic cops, they are like that they are like this, they are bad, Unnesroy fines, irresponsive ,irresponsible..etc etc don’t you enjoy blaming bad cops, corrupt politicians....? Similarly i was doing the same...

After a while.. i asked him what are you doing sir....? He politely took an ID card from his pocket and showed it to me .. it red “ Superintendent of police Crime branch” aka Guptchar Vibhaga...

My next dialogue was “ you know sir there are good police men...but its the system”, i started praising them ....he he he he , Thus i call it a PLATE CHANGE...so be carefull next time 

Wish me a good luck !

#4 –Tie up all your luggage and go to sleep... 

#5 – Start translating a kannada song in English... My personal Favourite – Simply Feelingoooooo

haage summane from mungaru male.. Courtesy - “porki aka Ravindra my college mate”
Or vice versa English to kannada or hindhi...which ever way u like it..
Otherwise convert an old mohmed rafi song to a Rock on one .... Devdas my colleague is an expert of this...
Well this is not to spoil music,or language or lyrics...pardon me..if you dint like this..

#6 – Share your seat with a kid and make him/her laugh , or listen to his stories .

Got to go – will add more ideas to this later..you guys please share yours ! & enjoy.

All is well , GN.

Geetopadesha

This is my one of those blogs i am writing sitting next to a window seat of Rani chennam Train..


Ab sleeper confim nahi hua RAC ke seat pe bet ke sona impossible..

Well RAC – means - Reservation aganist canclelation - hmm.. dint understand this ? ....dont worry i too dint.... but some how i don’t like travelling in train....so am coming back to bus... 

I call buses as wind tunnels bogis... cos you should do a night journey in Poona banglore higway or say any high way...like nice road...., where buses shoot themselves in to dark and the gushing wind..

Its a fun watching outside the window at that time...., while i was enjoying this experience in one of my trip back home.... i had a chance to listen some Geetopadesh

Here it goes...it was 1 o clock at midnight near ChitraDurga ...when two men sitting adjacent started quarrelling

P1 – Close the window.... its chilling cold.

P2 – What ? its so hot

P1 – Man i am dyeing of chill ! close the window

P2 – Its sweating here , i cant breath , i will die if i close the window...

The argument went on went on...and on.... others started getting irritated as their sleep got disturbed.....

Suddenly a an old aged man stoop – with elegance - From his dressing we could make out he is a religious person...or swamiji kind of...

Looked at everyone and then looked at these two.. and told....in loud and jolly manner...

“Sons, let me give you a little Geetopadesha...”

Close the window – let one die of sweat and heat

Open the window – Let the other die of Chill and cold

So that we can travel to our destinations Calmly !!!

Both P1 and P2 sat quietly thru out the journey...leaving the window to itself...

GentleMan

Banglore Laughs 1

After a long , I managed to pen down my observations...about my dates with banglore..

dates ?? good god there is nobody like shivsena who can nail me for dating banglore.

Being said I am getting banglored...

One best thing i would luv is to travel in BMTC...here is one ..

A man around 30...properly dressed in formal with a business go to up in to the bus from frontdoor of bus ( yeah its blunder mistake if you do it in pune or hyd ) they follow first in last out (STACK) means getting up from backdoor and getting down in front ( i will try best not sound as geek)else you will be scolded by all kaka,mama,mamis...in banglore..so the gentle man got up, and just wanted get in to the balcony ( back side of bus :) ) seems he touched a leg of lady while coming to back of bus .....to the surprise of all passengers ...the lady shouted back to him..." Cant you see, you look like gentleman !!"...

This guy got stunned...as there was no deilberation in any of his acts..just was in hurry to rush office ! and this incident got him off gaurd..every1 is looking at him... a second later he replied politely " Madam, i dont only, look like a GentleMan, I AM GENTELMAN" ( let put it in kannada " Ree naanu noddokaste gentleman alla, Naanirode Gentleman)

AND the whistles from Balcony by colleage goers !, well after that the lady has no courage to look back... :)

All of you know that Air,Light on earth are free....we are even getting a free around sun every year by being earthlings..., but you know what in Banglore air which you have not used...forget breathing....it can cost you...

It was a fine Saturday morning a Municipal Guy came checked our water meter and handed over bill of 9000 Rupeess !!! in month ! which used to be 100 or odd..., the guy said.... " Do you use water for harvesting or what ? " ..well Kaveri water can not cost this much...We bought in expert to check the problem ( well he told he was plumber earlier ...and into real estate - aka my house owner ;).....So what we found was ......if my neighbour keeps his tap open and because of now water ..only Air passes thru his Tap...our water meter was racing...WOW...

Our plumber ran like Eureka Eureka !! yeah he was wearing 3/4th ...thanks god.

To talk about too much profesinalim ... A friend of mine is project manager at SW firm...

While having tea at noon ...he received call that her wife delivered a baby boy ! Wow every1 was happy..., he ran to hospital...both mom & kid were fine and healthy...., later next day he said birth was little early than date...some what 8 months 10 days..., and we anxiousy asked..is baby ok? incubator etc etc ..? he said...noting like that..baby is healthy , after a pause " i am also happy....it is ahead of schedule (being project Mngr) ;) ...

Well got to go ..look out for more fun and fun...

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Suryange Torchu !

Some times its really a tough job when you get stuck in slow moving traffic..And you are travelling alone..

As i was gazing thru the window of BMTC bus...., ya i too am fond of window seat like all you guys...

Even if lord Yama sends me to Naraka – i will opt for window seat ( I think astu punya maadini ansutte ).., when i was a kid , after breaking my knee while playing cricket in 3^rd floor...my dad was taking me to near by hospital..in a Jeep.. & i was crying for window seat...

Window seats are like n – p orbit of an atom...( my physics lecture used to give this example) and we the passangers are valence electrons..because a valenace electron alway settles in outer orbit first , so as Window seats get occuped first :)

Well we applied this theory for our last benches J ...lets talk about these last benchs on another Sunny day.....,

Being said this – i dedicate this Very particular fun blog to one of my Very best friend ..from whom i realized friendship very much.

back to BMTC window... I saw a poster of kannada hero Darshan , you must watch his movies for wonderfull dialogues, actions & stunts..One famous dialogue from his movie is

Currentge Shocka ?...... Okie.., a spawned thred in my mind...started listing this

You can read with question mark or without J

Currentge shocka?

Parlege ge biscuita ?

Volvege ACna ?

Suranyange Torcha ?

Ringroadge Ringa ?

Conductorge Ticketa ?

Ramyage Nakrana ?

Saikumar ge dialoguaa?

Rakshitage dovvaa?

Bislerige Boilinga ?

Doddaange Anna ?

Sadhu Kokilage Torturea ?

Ganesh ge Thanksu

Sadhu Kokila ge Torture

Yediyourppa ge Naam

Idlige seke (sweat).

Onwayge wheeling.

BTS ge Luggeju

Windows ge Dooru..

Oracle ge databaseu.

Forumge Fashionu

Vikram ge Double rolu

Ness Coffee ge Filteru

Keyboard ge Shotcuttu

Mousige Clikku….

Jamoonge sakkare...


AAKASHKKE   Wiper aaa   ( Dedicated Ashwin & Shruti)

Plesae do contribute to this list J..., This became a hit in my office too, when we started these

It even got personalised..depending on ppls “ espesality” ;)

PM ge Plaann u

Testerge bugga

TL ge estimatu

Etc etc..

Ok i have to catch another window seat ..( my cubical at office ;) )

Till then enjoy the list.. and do le me know  your favourite line J